Tiger2020 .Life

Tiger2020.Life
STREET PERFORMANCE
sells hemp Tiger shirts $200
and print art $25 – $100


cast: 3 children, 2 adults.
can be from audience. just 2 spoken lines each. MC could be all recorded or live.


hosted by (MC MyChild) young girl (8 – 16) wearing black Tiger2020.Life shirt, tigerstripe tights & hair ribbon, black shoes, blonde hair. tiger facepaint.


intro by MyChild
+a hundred years ago, there was 100,000 tigers free roaming in the jungle. Recent count, 3,581 and possible total extinction within 10 years if we don’t take Massive Action. That’s why I’m here. My name is M.A. Tigra Pantheria Crystalcat.


MyChild picks 3 wearing white tshirts with Tiger theme, from the audience. appears to be a Dad, two children.


MyChild + I see you are all representing the Tiger on your chest. Step forward and show us your stuff.


adult1 +it was a gift


MyChild +it’s legs are too long to be a Sumatran, and to be a Bengal its too short in the tail. this fake tiger shirt is a fail. take it off, you can use it to protect your face from disgrace
TAKE SHIRT OFF, SHOVE IN FACE
…or severe injury in this case.


This is a 4 blade cutter for making Signs. Slightly modified.


to adult1
TIGER CLAW SCRATCH ACROSS NAKED CHEST, BLOOD TRAIL LINES.
EVERYONE SCREAMS!




child1 FRIGHTENED +Its my school team. The SoftBall Tigers.


MyChild +Tigers don’t have opposable thumbs to hold bats and you should NEVER talk about or STARE at their balls. How much did it cost, and how much did the Tigers get?


child1 + my mom paid $50 to my school. Tigers don’t need money.


MyChild + wrong again. we already pay income tax for school, and Gubberment has been incompetent with endangered species. 3 Tiger species are already extinct.
(ART has answers. Seed one piece to audience now) The Javan Tiger, The Balinese Tiger, The Caspian.


3 species of Magical striped man eating Predator Children lost from Mother Earth forever. Would you like to die?


child1 SCREAMS + Noooooo


Then name the 6 remaining species. 3 are on the endangered list. Who can help her? (art lists them, sell ART now)


MyChild + then protect your neck!


to child1
TIGER CLAW SCRATCH ACROSS NAKED CHEST, BLOOD TRAIL LINES.
EVERYONE SCREAMS!


child2 FRIGHTENED +I like all animals. I like all nature.


MyChild +then why is your shirt synthetic DriFit not Hemp?


child2 +isn’t Hemp drugs?


adult2 (shirt HellsGate)
+Stop! This is insane. STEP INTO PROTECT child2 +you’re being a bit aggressive (shirt, protected by angels, hells gate air tram, orange and black text.)


MyChild +does that say Hells Angels? are you Affiliated? Your lucky that’s not a tattoo, or I’d skin your hide.


Now whose your Daddy? Who would protect these children if attacked by a real Tiger?


Adult1 +not me. we aren’t even a family. We just have tiger shirts. You told me to stand up here. I just assumed you were some kind of Authority.


adult2 (shirt HellsGate)
+ screams Wait… PUTS SHIRT ON FACE


MyChild + Welcome to your real life puny human Dads. Time for accountability. It’s Tiger 2020.


to adult2 (shirt HellsGate)


TIGER CLAW SCRATCH ACROSS NAKED CHEST, BLOOD TRAIL LINES.
EVERYONE SCREAMS!


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Recorded:
BIG speaker


TIGER CLAW SCRATCH ACROSS NAKED CHEST, BLOOD TRAIL LINES.
EVERYONE SCREAMS! adult, child, gasping. Help.
call the police!


you can’t do that!
think of the children!
we ARE the children.
we are saving Tigers from extinction because the adults didn’t do it.
They could go from Endangered to Extinct in 10 years. We won’t wait for Gubberments anymore.
The time is now. We won’t bee here later.


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hand out new shirts to victims and art to crowd.


MyChild
KACHING 200, 100, 50, 200, 25, 1000 (shillbillz)
thats just 7 minutes to collect 1575 investment to support Tiger rebirths in the most effective way.


MyChild +
Triple Threat Tiger Force
puts on the free show,
thats Free as in Tiger Freedom. Now checkmark your good intentions and Pay before you go.


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all MyChild can be recorded.
look away from audience be when speaking.
Other members can be sourced from audience, given white shirts.
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props:


TigerClaw signcutter squirts blood. shrouded in tigerstriped stretch material. Could use 4 paintbrush heads. redip each time.
4 red jiffy markers, cleanest
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fake tiger shirts are white. lame prints. can’t shred them because we reuse, so blood lines only on chest.


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perform for EVENTS, schools. high & elementary, church groups, and STREET.


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VIDEO INTRO
(also audio background at start of street show)


hells angels rolling up,
HELLCAT bikes (clips from websites)
real tigers playfighting people
tiger facepaint kids
dude he’s affiliated.
no fake associations here.
thats a tattoo.
that’s Tiger2020.Life
if you could get the tatt first you could make a hundred for a peek then buy the bike.
Scratch the patch?
then make them pay for that.
or get BRANDED with a hot iron. Affiliation is for Life.
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TIGER ART


folded cardstock
9 unique backsides, showing each subspecies.


posed pix, mychild shredding each shirt. shocked onlookers. blood.


Tiger2020.Life
RareSpeciesFund.org
MyrtleBeachSafari.com


Triple Threat Tiger Force
puts on the free show,
thats Free as in Tiger Freedom. Now checkmark your good intentions and pay before you go.


$1000 Affiliated [ ]
$100 Protected [ ]
$50 Witness [ ]
$25 Shocked [ ]


FOLDOUT tiger pix with description. red stamps
EXTINCT, ENDANGERED, CRITICALLY ENDANGERED.


World Gubberments, the same ones that bring you free public school and the non-Vegan food pyramid chart, have labelled Tigers as pests, dangerous to Man. While its true they kill more humans than Sharks, Rhinos, and Pitbulls combined. It’s a Justified killing. And there is Magic in that.


https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.livescience.com/amp/29822-tiger-subspecies-images.html


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50% of sales donated to RSF.
RSF credit can be used to visit Myrtle Beach by certified players from
Tiger2020 & Pollen8


THIS SHOW IS ANOTHER GREAT CREATION by Drake Neo Freeman
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