BlenderBike, the custom soup and smoothie maker that feeds children for free, was born during of a state of military quarantine, Covid Law, May 2020, in Colombia.
The BlenderBike is “the business of art” executed by a Canadian enviro-activist poet, Neo Freeman-Hussein. “We need to complete the feeding cycle. The system is broken. But in loopholes and glitches a mental alchemist can find free stuff”. Freeman sources the fruit and vegetables from Exito. The pick of the throwaways, more than wrinkled, less than rotten.
The FairPlayNoPay Exito deal was leveraged by children.
Daily, autistic children in matching blonde beaufont wigs descend on the produce section to bag their free claim.
Blenderbike System Test: Feed the Children
Quarantined by The King, but still hungry for life. Looking for a bright future, seeking signs of Success, if you were a kid stealing from Exito, fruit and veggies is the best. Coke & Snickers is cheap thrills, that leads to arrest.
Fill your boots with squished mangos and carrots in your socks. Your bra supports ripe tomatoes, and bananas fill your crotch. Avacados in your mummy tummy, sweet basil in your hat. Red peppers in your back pockets, but don’t sit down on that. !!!DROP!!!
it got dropped, !!!SQUISH!!!
it got squished, can you use it?
!!!PICKUP!!! I can’t use it, can you use it?
!!!TURN, PASS!!! is it a gift?
Yes, it’s a gift. !!!TURN, PASS!!!
My Kangaroo can carry this for you, because that’s what they do.
BlenderBike from http://www.Bike4.Life
Fun and profits teaching the science of soup. A packet of powder is not real soup. It fits Definition #2, Soup: a clouded, undefined mix. Let’s keep it real! Definition #1, Soup: vegetables blended in water. The most popular prepared food for humans.
Don’t let Mr. Noodle lie to your kids anymore. Use your own noodle. Teach food truth from day 1.